My kid says some off the wall things, but this time I felt so bad for the little guy. I wonder just how much this incident will cost him in therapy.
The worm: Mommy when I'm a daddy. . . . as he trails off saying something about not making his kids eat veggies
Me: What did you say babe
The worm: When I'm a daddy
Me: cutting him off.... babe you have to first grow up and get big, then you will need to finish college and then find a girl and get married before you can be a daddy
The worm: Mommy will you help me find a girl?
Me: Honey that is something every man has to do for himself.
The worm: Bursting into tears But mommy if I go to find a girl what if I can't find my way back home again? I would be lost.
Me: O my goodness what have I done? I just broke my poor babies little heart!
Seriously my little guy thinks that he will have to wander the city to find himself a girl in order to be a daddy and that he won't ever find his way back home to me. I want to cry with him!
12 hours ago